Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Visit scenic Illinois: Third-World government at First-World prices!

Today, I am proud to be an... Illinoisian? Illinoisite? What the hell are we called, anyway? It doesn't matter. You know, other states can claim their petty distinctions- their monuments, their scenic mountains and forests, their low murder rates. But how many other states in the Union will soon be able to claim the distinction of having two consecutive governors go to prison for corruption?



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1 comment:

Scott said...

Today, I am proud to be an... Illinoisian? Illinoisite? What the hell are we called, anyway?

Well, up here in Wisconsin, we just call you guys 'FIBs'! ;-)